invented by Josh S. Everard, this is the uber-ist state of pwnege that can be attained. Ever. No matter what. Should only be used by members of Gangreen.
Josh walked into a room and instantly, everyone was kerpwned by the mere presence of him.
Stacy tripped down the stairs, then crashed into a door, before breaking an extremely expensive piece of furnature. KERPWNEGE
Stacy tripped down the stairs, then crashed into a door, before breaking an extremely expensive piece of furnature. KERPWNEGE
by Katie Hall October 11, 2006
kerpwn, kerpwning
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.
kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.
kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.
Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.
kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.
kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.
Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."
kerpwn: "I plan to kerpwn the competition in this tournament."
kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."
kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."
kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."
kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."
kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."
kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."
by Ruloi April 4, 2004