kerpwn, kerpwning
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.
kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.
kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.
Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.
kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.
kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.
Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."
kerpwn: "I plan to kerpwn the competition in this tournament."
kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."
kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."
kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."
kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."
kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."
kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."
by Ruloi April 4, 2004
invented by Josh S. Everard, this is the uber-ist state of pwnege that can be attained. Ever. No matter what. Should only be used by members of Gangreen.
Josh walked into a room and instantly, everyone was kerpwned by the mere presence of him.
Stacy tripped down the stairs, then crashed into a door, before breaking an extremely expensive piece of furnature. KERPWNEGE
Stacy tripped down the stairs, then crashed into a door, before breaking an extremely expensive piece of furnature. KERPWNEGE
by Katie Hall October 11, 2006