kerpoot 

kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.

"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."

kerpoot by speenshit March 6, 2017

Kermoot 

The Vagina of woman that is frog-like in appearance. Derived from the name kermit which is a well known muppets frog.

that girl has a seedy ass kermoot

Kermoot by Macasarus December 6, 2007

Kerpoof 

An onomatepoeic word for hitting someone lightly, to "kerpoof" someone. Mostly used in play fighting, or in an affectionate manner, although occasionally to be used to "teach someone a lesson"

Chris: "hey! What was that for?"
Emily: "what?"
Chris: "You kerpoofed me in the nose!"

Son: "Shut up!"
Dad: "Watch your tongue boy, before I kerpoof you!"

Kerpoof by Dynam0hh August 12, 2012

kerpoofle 

something that is ridiculously hard or impossible

That English assignment is such kerpoofle!

kerpoofle by RiceBowl2014 May 30, 2018

kerfoot 

Without a doubt the angriest man you will ever meet. Woe betide those who annoy Kerfoot with their own ignorance. Also usually a very grumpy person.... Aka mood Hoover.

You got out of bed the wrong side today didn't you, you Kerfoot!

kerfoot by RedLeaderOne April 30, 2016