kerpel

The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.

Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.

kerpel by Really Big Al July 9, 2011

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Suicidal Kernels 

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich 

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich by redlesley June 11, 2009

Mark Keppel High School 

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

Mark Keppel High School by Jormungar November 21, 2009

Kernel Dwellers 

In layman terms, kernel dwellers are the womens which are attributed a score of 0 out of 10 in regard to their appearance.

The kernel dweller terms arise from the hotness scale operator H, H:Girl --> {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10}.
Whenever the operator H acts on a element of the Girl set, say y and Hy=0, then it is said that y belongs to the kernel of H.

Therefore Kernel Dwellers are the ones living in the Kernel of H.

G1 is a kernel dweller, she belongs in the kernel of H, along with the other Kernel Dwellers.

Kernel Dwellers by l0stn00b November 13, 2009