Suicidal Kernels 

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

Hunting Kernels 

Euphemism for anal sex.

I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.

Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.

Hunting Kernels by Dick Onchin November 9, 2020

kernal 

Kernal is defined by someone having two or more chins.The fat rolls under the persons chin and the head expression associated with it give that person a kernal head.
Also a derivative of KFC founder Colonel Sanders head with it being the foundation to this head expression.
A person with no neck can also be described as having a kernal head.

Look at that fat *(kents) Kernal head.
Man,he's so fat he's got a kernal head.
Dont eat so much otherwise you'll get fat and cop a kernal head.
Look at that fat assed no necked kernal head.

kernal by Thatsbest December 13, 2004

Crotch Kernels 

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

Crotch Kernels by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

kernalize

The act of taking advantage of someone while they are under the influence.

Hey, did you kernalize her last night? Err yup. Dort

kernalize by Dabbin Lynn April 14, 2007

Kernalz 

Kernalz- A group of nocturnal animals existing in the same habitat who choose to co-exist during night, hunting on diurnal animals and generally staying out of each other’s way. Specifically while foraging and hunting during the night.

I wouldnt stay at that campsite a second night after hearing the array of Kernalz seemingly stalking me from all sides.

Our sweet little bunny , “Fluffy” escaped last night. I’m sad to say she didn’t stand a chance against the Nocturnal Kernalz that awaited her .

Kernalz by Billidox August 18, 2019

Kerals 

An indian version of any Christmas carol. Based off the Indian state Kerela and the word "carols".

"play us some kerals"

Kerals by DaKoshinator December 29, 2022