kerpuke 

When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth

*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.

kerpuke by Jeyde September 27, 2005

Keokuk 

Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.

Keokuk is a town known for two things, drinking and fighting.

Keokuk by Wiseman July 13, 2006

kerkula 

A man that is so laid back you have to check to see that they have a pulse, but touch his stuff and you'll be killed in the face with murder!

"Hey Anthony, where did you get that black eye?"
"I saw this coat lying around and picked it up and this guy just kerkula'd me"

"911, whats your emergency"
"A man has been sitting outside all day and hasnt moved, I dont know if he is dead or just kerkula"

kerkula by ledude November 21, 2014

Keokuk High School 

A place you can go to watch drug deals in the bathroom, but also watch to kids licking buttholes in the locker room while the pub lice jumps back and forth. Most of the teachers are dumber than the students, and don't teach shit, but if you walk around long enough you can learn that you can be transgender or how to suck the nasty ass boys off in the band and choir hallway. Other than getting to juul in the bathroom this school is shit. Ps fuck neighbors

I go too Keokuk High School

Keokuk High School by Jacqayay licker March 6, 2019

keokuk middle school 

Keokuk Middle School Can be Fun at Times but Most of the time it’s just jail. Some of the teachers don’t care and don’t help.The School does do fun Activities from time to time and 65% of the teachers are nice /fun.

You should Transfer to Keokuk middle School, It’s crazy!

keokuk middle school by That One Person That will be Q December 13, 2018

Kerkko 

A thing addicted to FIFA and sucking Dick

That Dog is such a Kerkko!

Kerkko by George Soros's Puppet December 1, 2021

Kerluke 

A well known hockey term where a player attempts a stretch pass from their own zone but the puck is received by a member of the opposite team.

Wade was wide open at the other teams blue line but Willy ‘Kerluke’d’ the pass

Kerluke by ESmash20 February 12, 2023