kerdels

The phenomenon of dried phlegm in the throat. When a person hocks up phlegm and it comes up in hard pellet like consistency.

I had a very bad cold and hocked up kerdels that looked like curdled milk.

kerdels by Mekkis January 9, 2014

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Suicidal Kernels

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

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Hunting Kernels

Euphemism for anal sex.

I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.

Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.

Hunting Kernels by Dick Onchin November 9, 2020

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Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

Crotch Kernels by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012