Top Definition
The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
by Dan "The Brucey" Murray March 26, 2012
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