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bits of toilet paper left on ones ass, after wiping too hard

rice sized rolls of toilet paper
As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way

If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
by gsxmaer August 24, 2010

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