Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich 

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich by redlesley June 11, 2009

Mark Keppel High School 

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

Mark Keppel High School by Jormungar November 21, 2009

Keppelock 

When a gilr is obligated to give you head.

Yo girl I got you on keppelock.

Keppelock by Kellen Roland February 18, 2004

keppel 

A word to describe a person that is fucking ncie with it.

A white person who is very fast

He was keppel, he was fast. did you seem him beat all the black kids in the race?!

keppel by Zero5 August 30, 2006

Keppel Meated 

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!

Keppel Meated by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023

kepela 

A scar on the temple

Look at that Juden.
I wonder if she gives good head ?

No, she's just a kepela

kepela by Money budlinks October 28, 2013

keppel49

Someone who needs to stop spending money on everybody else and actually do something for himself. Also known as a rat. Kinda epic in all honesty but needs to learn to sTOP STAYING UP TILL 5AM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

Someone: Hey someone won another nitro giveaway
Someone else: Was it hosted by Keppel49?

keppel49 by ep1cg4ym3r October 16, 2020