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Skeleton Keying 

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.
Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?
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The act of wearing clear, unassuming, reading-style glasses when they are not necessary for sight or fashion, but as a disguise in public situations. The phrase is based on the DC comics superhero Clark Kent/Superman who masks his secret identity with a combination of glasses (e.g. perceived weakness) and the facade of a bumbling personality.
Yesterday I caught John kenting downtown near his homicidal ex-girlfriend's place of employment; I did a double-take since I had never seen him wear glasses before.
Kenting by AquMaein September 27, 2012
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Dave Keuning 

Guitarist for The Killers.
Started The Killers with Brandon Flowers.
Has brown-blonde, frizzy, afro hair.
Dave Keuning is so awesome, that he's awesome.
Dave Keuning by niney123 September 21, 2005
the act of laughing, see lol or kek.
keking hard with my bros right now
keking by Urfaaace May 9, 2018
What the helvetica, your kerning has turned into one massive keming fest. What the font were you thinking?
Keming by Jon-Kyle February 22, 2008
The type of person when he/she needs a lot more time to think. Basically, this word came from the word 'Kepala Loading' which means "Loading Head" in Malay. This causes people to feel annoyed at times just because they need a lot more time to think.
"Nice eyebrows man!"
"What?"

(5 minutes later)
"Hey thanks!"
"Damn son, you are very keding...'
keding by Demo0n EaT3ER January 24, 2018

Dave Keuning 

1) Lead guitarist for the inconceivably sexy Vegas-based band, The Killers.

2) Rocks his own socks off and loves everything.

3) Will probably get really drunk and try to have sex with you.

4) Will probably succeed in having sex with you.
It's all for Mark Stoermer. That's why Dave Keuning is here.
Dave Keuning by LMBC September 29, 2010