kelp juice 

a drink that turns you into a furry

mr.krabs drinks the fuck out of that kelp juice, Oh YEAH MR>KRABS

kelp juice by Krazyman50 September 21, 2017

Kelephant 

A Kelephant is a rare, but wonderful, species of elephant often found wandering around local campsites carrying containers of peanut butter. It is a gentle, giving, loyal, hilarious, intelligent, and often perverted creature who will bring you plenty of joy should you find one for yourself.

I saw one of those rare Kelephants in the tree last night!

Kelephant by Monkenny September 8, 2011

Kelpa 

A basic bitch that thinks Theyr the shit. Fake Gucci belt, tiktok thirst traps, using Snapchat filters intentionally, fake blonde straight hair, highlight of their life is getting 20th place at cheer nationals, doing the same pose on their Instagram with Theyr back arched at a 90 degree angle and their hand in the air, spacing their name out on Instagram letter by letter

She’s kelpin ong😂 she’s such a kelpa

Kelpa by bootyjoody636483 February 21, 2022

Trouble Kelp 

A badass character in the Artemis Fowl book series. At the start of the series he is Captain, but is promoted to Major and eventually to Commander. He apparently changed his name to Trouble at his manhood ceremony, having just been accepted into the Lower Elements Police (LEP) Academy. He is Grub Kelp's older brother. Trouble is mentioned throughout the series, and in some books there are a few pages (chapters, in the case of The Arctic Incident) told from his point of view.

"LEPRetrieval One were the best and the brightest. It was every little fairy's dream that one day he would grow up to don the stealth-black jumpsuit of the Retrieval commandos. These were the elite. Trouble was their middle name. In the case of Captain Trouble Kelp, trouble was actually his first name" (Colfer 184).

Trouble Kelp by dreamsofspain December 31, 2009

Kelepi 

One of the best people on this planet. Huge muscles. Gleaming teeth. All the Girls are after him, indeed, all the guys are after him as well. His smile can move the heavens and make huge crowds of people faint from awe and the sheer beauty of it. Not only is he superior in every way, but he's a good person and is always willing to help people. He's the optimistic friend and one of the best people you will ever meet, always putting himself before others.

If someone asks Kelepi for help or money, he's the most likely person to oblige.

Kelepi by da bombbbbbbbb December 2, 2011

Kelpy G. 

A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair

Bro did u hear that new Kelpy G. Song it's lit.

Kelpy G. by Kelpygirl88 April 25, 2016

kelp tape 

Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.

Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.

kelp tape by fightswithbears June 12, 2018