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A light, polite fart.
He produced a fart, so quiet as to be almost a keff. Why, Dr Grierson! whispered Mrs Timmins, as she put her 'kerchief to her nose......
From 'Dr Grierson Makes a House Call' by Antonia Fraser.
by Philmadison July 04, 2006