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12.
when something is good and bad at the same moment. sort of like sweet and sour. delicious yet shitty. not always great but still gives you raging hard boners.
Davis Manivanh walks into a crowded party

"What's up Niggas?"

Everyone stares and gives him a weird look

"What my niggaz?"

They are all black.

He thinks he may be racist...

"I'm sorry I'm calling you niggers" says Davis with his shit eating grin

The party people yell
"hooooooooooe"

then they say

"Nah nigga, you just smell kebab right now"


Davis looks confused.
"What's Kebab?"


Jamal, one of the guys at the party, goes up to Davis slowly....

"Nigga it's when you smell like flowers and baby dookie at the same time. You need a diaper my nigga."

Davis says, "Like an Ethiopian after a long day of being Ethiopian?"

He says

"Yes my niggaer you smell like an onion dipped in honey"

Davis blushes and pulls out his penis

"My dick, it's my dick that smells kebab!"

"All you ladies suck my kebaby dick"

"I'm serious, SUCK THIS KeBABY dick!!!!"

the party ends and Davis leaves with no dick because all the girls love the Kebab.

Everyone loves the kebab.

Niggas love the kebab.
by Davis Manivanh (206)6017313 March 30, 2009
 
1.
1. Obscure meat product in pitta bread, accompanied by salad and chilli

2. Female Genitalia


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Staple diet of pissheads
by Ron May 17, 2003
 
2.
A delicacy, especially on the way back from the pub.
Mweerrr!! I'm pissed man... time for a kebab!
by stray December 09, 2003
 
3.
Verb 1: to overuse, overplay, destroy, crush, ruin, deface

Verb 2: to loosen/wreck a girl's pussy as a result of hardcore sex/fucking/smashing
1. I've really kebabbed that song, Seek Bromance

2. He must really kebab her especially as they've been spending a lot of time alone recently.
by Dave SSS December 24, 2011
 
4.
female genitalia.
As used by that minger out of big brother
me kebab is sore from that shafting
by blu April 23, 2003
 
5.
Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.
"You are a fine young man! Wanna chew on my kebab?"
by Stockers August 25, 2003
 
6.
Often encountered after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol after a night out on town.
"damn, I could really go for a kebab right now!"

"Kheebaaab! Me whanth khebab!"

"There is something funny about this kebab"

"Hey dude, what's that white stuff coming from your kebab?"
by Alexander May 31, 2004
 
7.
Sliced Lamb or Chicken with salad and garlic sauce inside turkish bread. Often confused with the vastly inferior Souvalaki.

"Lets get a souva, nah they suck wang, Kebabs are the way of the future"
by Kebab freak January 19, 2006