Kavorkian Scarf

"A Thing Of Death" A blood pressure cuff placed around a drug addicted squirrels neck. A fictitious name used on FaceBook by very twisted and demented people. A shield in which one protects themselves from the backlash of societies opinions of ones self.

"Oh how cruel is the world....that I have the Kavorkian Scarf......round My neck!"
"I was just scarfed!"
"And I digress that humanity is still, by and large...pathetic.....Glad I have my Kavorkian Scarf...Round My Neck!"

Kavorkian Scarf by Kavorkian Scarf February 3, 2010

Kavorkian Scarf

The device that takes blood pressure, which is then rapped around ones neck.

While snooping around his grandmothers bedroom looking for winter mittens and scarves, little Johny comes warps his neck with a Kavorkian Scarf.

Kavorkian Scarf by Nick Wade McClellan July 12, 2007

Kavorka 

Originated in Latvia - The lure of the animal. To be wanted and possessed by someone.

I got the Kavorka, Jerry. I'm dangerous, I'm very Dangerous!

Kavorka by Commander Cool November 24, 2004

Kavorka 

(Pronounced Kah-vor-kah) The Kavorka is a word which originated from the Latvian Orthodox. It means "the lure of the animal". It is described as a curse, making someone irresistible to anyone of the opposite sex, even attractive to the same sex, as people will be naturally drawn to you. It's a heavy responsibility to have to be imposed with everyone's lusty wants, hence, it's consideration as a curse. People will want to be with you, be like you, be you.

It has been made famous by an episode of the sitcom, Seinfeld. In this episode, called "The Conversion", Kramer discovers he is affected by the Kavorka, he solves this by some religious ceremony, which results in him having a terrible odor, thus, being unattractive to women. This 'breaks' the curse.

"Emaly, I can't believe two guys asked you out in one night!"
"I know, I must have the Kavorka!"

Kavorka by Charmstar December 4, 2007

Kevorkian 

1. Jack Kevorkian-suicide doctor.
-or-
2. Caia-Closet Paint Nazi, fortune cookie, and everyone's favorite drummer. And yes, she ready (what what?) fo' yall.

....i'm drawing a blank here....

Kevorkian by Pay May 8, 2004

kevorkian 

To perform a mercy killing, typically upon request or with express consent.

If I ever grow a soul patch, you have my permission to kevorkian me with swift and excessive violence.

kevorkian by Penelope Cash February 11, 2009

facebook kevorkian 

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.

Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.

facebook kevorkian by sea beagle January 2, 2011