levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would
you do that to
your self?
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of
butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)