Karenina is a beautiful smart courageous girl that has the perfect laugh and smile. She is the type of person everyone wants to be. She succeeds in everything she does and has the best personality.
by Faggotmichael6969gayway April 10, 2015
A Russian novel written by Tolstoy and longer than the universe itself. Thank God for the train that kills her.
by GARB13092 April 10, 2009
In Texas Hold 'em one of several names given to the hole cards AK. The term is used primarily by weak players who spend most of them time in poker forum chat rooms rather than developing their poker skills.
"I got dealt Anna Karenina on the button and it was open-folded to me, but, like, you know I just had this feeling if I raised I'd get called by T7 and they'd flop a boat so I folded."
by TheGameKat March 12, 2009
A long ass book about a gold digger who kills herself because she falls in love with her sugar daddy.
by Bonny no Klyde January 10, 2018
The unfotunate scenario of being in the 69 position with the man on top which leaves you helpless to stop him putting a finger in your ass so you get the idea to put your finger in his ass thinking a taste of his own medicine will prompt him to kindy remove his finger from yours but your plan backfires because he takes it like a cheerleader under the bleachers after a home game. so you not only still have his finger in your ass you have your finger in his ass and taking it out when he so clearly likes it seems rude so you have no choice but to stay like that until he gets off.
Went home with this dude last night and got stuck in a dirty karenina with him for like 45 minutes. Talk about awkward...
by Barbelo May 24, 2022