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Kapaun Mount Carmel 

Thought to be the best Private school in Wichita, It ,in fact, includes unqualified teachers, hypocritical administration, and ridiculous rules.
Mr. Carlson thought he was a badass because he had the power to make kids cut their hair. Unfortunately for him, he resembles a teletubby.
I wasted thousands of dollars by having my kids attend Kapaun Mount Carmel when they could have gotten a better education at mall school.
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Matt Kapaun 

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Matt Kapaun by CaptainSwag March 25, 2013

Kapaun Mt Carmel 

A Catholic School in Wichita Kansas, known for it's high learning standards, Kapaun has gained reputation for being a school where student doing drugs on school grounds namely cocaine,is common, dirty, dirty prostitutes, rainbow parties, herpies amoung the current junior class, and dirtier than dirt freshman girls.
Little boy: Mommy Mommy! That girl has herpies around her mouth!
Mom: Oh she probley goes to Kapaun Mt Carmel.

What color are you gonna be for the rainbow party tonight? i'm gonna be electric blue.

Kapaun Girl 1: Do I have to be teal color lipstick?
Kapaun Girl 2: Don't worry, it'll rub off.

(During third Planet job interview):
Worker:um...okay, what school did you attend or are currently attending?
KMCgirl: I attend Kapaun Mt Carmel
Worker:OKAY! you get the job.
Kapaun Mt Carmel by Cinimod N March 31, 2007
Fly, Hip, With-it, Cool, The next big thing!
Pronounced cap-ow
You're looking kapau today.
Kapau by Sophie Hanks December 5, 2007

Kapaun Mt Carmel 

A Catholic School in Wichita Kansas, known for it's high learning standards, Kapaun has gained reputation for being a school where student doing drugs on school grounds namely cocaine,is common, dirty, dirty prostitutes, rainbow parties, herpies amoung the current junior class, and dirtier than dirt freshman girls.
Little boy: Mommy Mommy! That girl has herpies around her mouth!
Mom: Oh she probley goes to Kapaun Mt Carmel.

What color are you gonna be for the rainbow party tonight? i'm gonna be electric blue.

Kapaun Girl 1: Do I have to be teal color lipstick?
Kapaun Girl 2: Don't worry, it'll rub off.

(During third Planet job interview):
Worker:um...okay, what school did you attend or are currently attending?
KMCgirl: I attend Kapaun Mt Carmel
Worker:OKAY! you get the job.
Kapaun Mt Carmel by Dizzle6969 December 14, 2008
a term used by top shotters when something is great
ayy kapouw u dunno
kapouw by alfieam September 6, 2017

kapawopre 

a she/they emily, or in another words a french toast.
I like to think of myself as a black kapawopre.
kapawopre by Somplai September 5, 2021