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Something Jack Black would say to needlessly add weight and depth to an action. May be coupled with 'spiloosh'.
*slaps KGs hand*

JB: Kanoosh.

Katooosh 

Yo, katooosh man!
Katooosh by Dewwwek January 1, 2020
A reference to a butt, backside, or ass, more specifically female posterior.
A Denver man once said, "I have been from LA to New York and that is the smallest Kanoosh I have ever seen.

"Her face got straight pissed off when he said she had a small Kanoosh"

sushi won kanooshi 

When you at a sushi bar and the sushi is badass, you yell to your buddy at the top of your lungs sushi won kanooshi! It can also be another way to say anything is badass!
Kenny and travis are at an asian resturant and think the sushi is badass, kenny looks over to travis and says this sushi is sushi won kanooshi, and they both hi five!

Kanoofshkey 

it is the german word for pelvic inflamitory disease. Also can be a mazta ball fights amoung fellow jewish people.
Doctor to woman patient while viewing x-rays:
*whistles* "WOW, look at that Kanoofshkey!" doctor whispers.
patient slaps doctor, "DON'T LOOK AT MY VAGIANA!"
Kanoofshkey by cheechbabaay January 9, 2009
A very boring XBOX offense, consisting of a high frequency of simple run plays and a select few deep pass plays.
I hate watching Ohio State's games. Their offense is so kanoosh.
kanoosh by Coach King April 24, 2006