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kalluto is a bad bitch who uses paper to fight and you cant prove me wrong. honestly fuck killua and alluka because they fucking throw him aside like a piece of dirt which is really fucked up, they only people that accepted him is the phantom troupe not even his own family so his family can fuck off
kalluto- just kalluto
kalluto by kalluto_surpremacy November 7, 2020
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Also known as MrKalpact, Kalpact is one of the most popular YouTube channels in the United States.
“Did you see Kalpact’s newest video?”
Yeah I have notifications turned on”
Kalpact by 25kRSN April 1, 2021
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Kaluchi (kä-lOO ‘chE)

n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)

Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.

Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.

Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.
Dude 1: Hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.

Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.

Dude 1: Oooooooh!
kaluchi by HOLY DIVER November 10, 2013
When a girl leaves the room just before the guy starts to ejaculate and then returns right after the guy is finished.
The girl might also be wearing a sweatshirt.

It refers to the Estonian President Kersti Kaljulaid who left the Parliament during the inauguration of a controversial minister and then returned the Parliament later on.
Matt: "Hey man, I heard you broke up with Liza."
Tim: "Yeah, that bitch gave me a Kaljulaid so I had to dump her."
Matt: "She deserved that!"
Kaljulaid by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019
'Kalpak' Calpack, calpac, kalpac, kalpak, or qalpaq is a high-crowned cap worn by men in Turkey, the Balkans and throughout Central Asia and the Caucasus.
Kalpak is also a male name in India, and it means someone who is smart, witty, and amazing in bed.
The Kyrgyz man wearing a Kalpak walked into the bar.
kalpak by Nazgul07 July 10, 2017
Unimaginable, an intelligent person with a great sense of humour
Being a kalpit is the greatest achievement anyone can ever have
Kalpit by Culprit04 May 25, 2018

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise 

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"
Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.