A kalpa is a time unit and the term comes from hindi. A kalpa measures 4.32 billion years and is listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the longest time unit in use.
by rincewind3 February 2, 2010
1. An indistinct measurement of time. One kalpa is the time that would elapse when one average-strengthed human with a silk cloth comes to rub a square-mile steel cube every solar earth year, turning it into a marble-sized ball.
by TheFez September 13, 2003
To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.
Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
by yayeet1911 May 8, 2020