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1) A little scope u look into to see a variety of swirling colours.

2) LSD and stoner vision.
If you can't afford a kaleidoscope- smoke some weed and you;ll enjoying it all night long.
by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004
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When a man ejaculates in his sex partners eye.
"Why is she wearing an eye patch?"
"I totally pulled a kaleidoscope on her last night."
"Nice.."
by AsHaSauR March 24, 2010
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A silly sally who cuts you off and clearly has no idea how to drive. This person has likely had slurpies and bread rolls thrown at them for sucking at life and probably doesn't have a license either.
Piss out your ass, you fucking kaleidoscope!
by Battoo May 18, 2008
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a person who never eats grapes or bananas
sarah had trouble on the fruit farm because of her disability as a kaleidoscope
by Fufu La Morte March 29, 2005
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