kakapo 

Yes. Listen to NewZealandRocks. But I think there's only 70. AKA Owl Parrot. If anyone searches this, I will be very surprised.Numbers greatly reduced from us bastard humans introducing cats 'n shit to NZ.

If you call me a hippy, I will replace your eyes with cherry bombs and then eat your family alive.

kakapo by Bloody Shovel July 8, 2004

kakapo 

the cutest, sweetest,(stupidest and fattest) bird to ever live. in new zealand. help save them- there's only 80 left!

awww fat kakapo

kakapo by newzealandrox June 24, 2003

Kakapo 

The Kakapo, a large, nocturnal, flightless parrot endemic to New Zealand which is both tree & ground dwelling. It is in decline & is in great danger of going extinct within the next few decades due to the introduction of unnatural predators into their habitat, such as mustelids (stoats, weasels, ferrets) & cats. Conservationists are trying to protect this amazing & now rare species by dedicating whole islands to the quarantine of the bird. The only island where it can now be found in the wild is Codfish Island, & the species is now classed as critically endangered due to the fact that there are only 126 known living individuals...

singular: Kakapo. plural: Kakapo/Kakapos

If you want to find out some more about Kakapo, i recommend either watching this:
The Unnatural History Of The Kakapo

on youtube, or visiting one of the following sites:

www.arkive.org
www.wikipedia.com

Kakapo by BadAssGirl January 4, 2014

Kakapo 

A fat owl chicken thing.

“I went to New Zealand and saw some kakapos.” “Those things make dodos look normal.”

Kakapo by DropTheDie August 2, 2022

Kakapo 

Kakapo is the nickname given to a lady's or a guy's private area when enjoying sexual activities.
The nickname was created by an Egyptian girl and guy who practice the Friends with Benefits ideology.

Kakapo's definition only applies to a couple who have no interest in commitment but only in pleasing one another in every way needed.

Guy: "My kakapo needs a friend tonight, what's yours doing later?"

Kakapo by birdie numnum August 1, 2011

Kakapous 

When someone is being a proper dickhead

"bruv, why you being a Kakapous"

"Mate, you're being quite the Kakapous"

Kakapous by Marooon October 13, 2019

Kakarot drunk 

A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.

Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol level?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakarot drunk by DILDOZER THE ANAL REAMER October 4, 2011