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2.
To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much
"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"
by Pater August 13, 2003
 
1.
The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.
Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.
by killadilla31 July 05, 2014