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kadoonka 

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.
Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."
kadoonka by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016
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Karooned 

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.
I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.
Karooned by King JE December 9, 2010
Katoon is one of the most sweet and kindest girls of them all. She is selfless and cares very deeply for others and those around her. She values peace and harmony. She is a natural beauty, a goddess! She is well-liked among everyone, although she has a close group of friends whom she keeps close.
"Kat is such a model!"
"Katoon is absolutely gorgeous!"
"She is so caring and sweet. I admire her dearly."
Katoon by Anemoia December 29, 2020
A loud commotion, party or event. A big fuss. From Barbadian dialect.
Her wedding party turned into a big kadooment.
kadooment by Sue Feuer May 2, 2006
wildcard noun or verb. Can be used as an exclamation of excitement or distress. Can also be used as a way of someone took a shit.
I took a kadoof.
kadoof you.
What a kadoof.
That’s a real kadoof.
A kadoofing person.
Kadoof by J4ck4206969daddy December 28, 2019
An exclamation of victory or superiority . . . in other words complete pownage.
Captain Super Roidrage:
"Dr. Z, you're such a hobbit, get some Rogaine and call it a night. Kadoosh!"
kadoosh by Speedy Red Cardinal April 26, 2009