A "justgetme" is something, (plural "justgetmes") which a wife asks her husband to purchase on his way home from work or wherever.
These are usually small purchases like a pint of milk or a loaf of bread, but sometimes can be a few items amounting to as much as £10.
Of course, the purchaser will not see any of the cash for these purchases, whether they are for them both, or personal requisites for his other half, who I imagine assumes the funds for which come from "an imaginary source."
Darling, while you're out can you justgetme a pint of milk, oh! and I need some tights, the usual kind and some make-up removal pads and a deodorant.
An internet term for a type of person who is awful with women. They cannot have a long term relationship because of personality flaws, and yet they blame women for their own shortcomings and insecurities.
Like Alfie, but with less charm. And success. And nerdy.
Have you seen that guy? He isn't capable of having a girlfriend. I think he's one of those 'justgoogleit' types