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Just Came to Say Hello 

When someone says this to you, it means they either have a total crush on you, because you are so hot, or that they need to talk about something important, such as, oh I don't know, breakup, children, marriage, eating healthy, you name it!
Boyfriend:'Hey babe, just came to say hello.'
Girlfriend:*DUN DUN DUUUNNNN*
Boyfriend:'What's wrong, hon?'
Girlfriend:'Nothing, honey.' *OH MY GOD, IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE OR BREAKUP?! OR BOTH? OH YES, PROBABLY BOTH.*
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i just came 

Being soooo happy.

So excited. As if you just came. Yes, that excited.

Happier than sex.
Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.

Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
i just came by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 14, 2010

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth 

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.
A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

I Just Came 

A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.
I Just Came by asskickervictor October 28, 2010

i just came 

Boy: ooooof i just came
Girl: you did WHAT!!??!?
i just came in you and it feels gooooooood
i just came by ok erzi November 18, 2019

i just came in my daughter 

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.
I just came in my daughter three times.

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.