i just am 

Your too lazy aint ya?

Teacher:What wrong
Kid:i just am

i just am by Linteokit2 September 20, 2021

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

i'am just a boy

a very common saying to use as an excuse for almost anything.

teahcer: why didn't you do your homework?

You: I'AM JUST A BOY

Police officer: do you realize that you were going 85 miles an hour on a 45 road?

you: I'AM JUST A BOY

i'am just a boy by daguch May 21, 2011

am just keeping it for a mate 

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.

Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.

am just keeping it for a mate by The Hairless Yeti October 2, 2016

I am just jerking your horse 

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.

Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

I am just jerking your horse by L K-9 May 2, 2016

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll 

I’m just a clever, crafty troll.

Just like you guys hehehe.

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll by Death Menace April 11, 2023

i am just. 

when some one says this phrase it means they are speechless

person 1: did you know that flies have no eyes, my friend told me that
person 2:i am just....
person1:just what?
person2:JUST.

i am just. by arachnophobe May 8, 2018