"You know that famous nude magazine for straight women
and gay men
? Levi Johnston disappointed me. He was the main article, but no junk shot
of any kind. The centerfold
had him showing his bottom."
mer. Pun very much intended."
To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).
Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.
the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.
joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?
scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*
n. a punch in the nuts.
1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.
2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
Punching somebody in the balls.
Dude, I just hit Steve with a gnarly junk shot...I think he started pissing blood.
A method of birth control where the tip of the penis is cut off and dirt and other debris is shoved down the urethra to prevent any semen from coming out.
Studies conclude that junk shot is the least effective method of birth control.
A terrible, not thought through plan that is sure to fail.
Andy: Hey, do you want to hang out later?
Nate: Can't, I lied about my report card and my parents found out. Now I'm grounded...
Andy: Wow, that plan was a junk shot... I don't feel sorry for you at all...