junism 

{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.

A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."

junism by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009

Junism 

The religion that worships the God that is Jun. Jun is a heavenly angel sent on this earth to give others the satisfaction of viewing his beauty.

"Hey Elizabeth, ready for church group this weekend?"
"Sorry, I won't make it. I've switched over to Junism."

Junism by mrsa March 21, 2015

Junism 

a religion made up by stans of Seventeen's Jun (who is very hot)
Jun is a member of 13 member group Seventeen (13 members+3 subunits+1 group=17)

the author of this explanation is a Junist (believer of Junism)

Junism by shino !! June 25, 2023

Juanism

The religion where you only follow and believe in the fencing God Juan.

I am Juan. WE ARE ALL JUAN! (An example of someone following Juanism

Juanism by miss_paige_turner June 16, 2018

jonism 

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME

Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.

jonism by jonavoo June 11, 2018

Juanism

A play on words, also known as a homophone, involving the name Juan and the word 'one' or any other word which creates the 'wha' sound, i.e. one=Juan.

Juanisms are a common occurrence in the United States. However, due to the less frequent occurrence of the name Juan, Juanisms are particularly entertaining in English speaking countries where the Latino population is significantly lower. ex. Canada

Examples of Juanism(s);
juanderful, juan on juan, buy juan get juan free, two for the price of juan, the Juan and only, juant not waste not,...you get the idea.

Juanism by Ro Pie January 26, 2007

Talmud Judism 

The state of having rejected the living Son of God.

Talmud Judism is gay.

Talmud Judism by LefebvreWasBased March 29, 2022