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Car Jump 

A sexual act practiced occasionally amongst foot fetishists, where the two participants, sitting and facing each other, both place a toe or toes from one foot into the others' mouth and then a toe or toes from the other foot into the others' genitals or anus.
After a long Car Jump with a lover one might find oneself with toejam in one's mustache.
Car Jump by DP2000 June 17, 2009

jump your car 

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
jump your car by Kambell October 24, 2017

Jump in my car 

The David Hasselhoff medley that men use to pick up unsuspecting women.
Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.
"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"
Jump in my car by Holly Holly Wood September 14, 2008
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026