jumpstarting

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.

Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.

by Grimache March 14, 2008

Jumpstart

Smearing your taint with burt’s bees, then mix Vick’s vaporub and icy hot, and smear those on your taint

I like to start every day off with a nice jumpstart

by JumpstartMyDay November 21, 2019

Jumpstart

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before

My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

jumpstart

Plugging your gas-wasting car into another car with cords so it will start with electric sex.

My car's sex-life is dead. It needs a jumpstart.

by seanthebeloved January 25, 2011

jumpstart

the act of inserting anal beads into a partners ass then pulling them out quickly to help increase there arousal.

she wasn't in the mood so I gave her a jumpstart

by chrisyellowdog3 January 25, 2006

VH1 Jumpstart

A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.

VH1 Jumpstart

Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face)
The Script (Man who can't be moved)
Jamie Foxx (Blame It)
The Fray

by oreo_lover May 29, 2009

Malibu Jumpstart

is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.

Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.

by Oklahoma Sucks October 4, 2009