Definitions by Grimache

E-Clap 

Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap.

I went to www.analsluts.com even though Norton told me not to. Now my computer has the E-Clap.

Dude! I told you not to go to www.boobs.org! Now you've got the E-Clap!

E-Clap by Grimache May 15, 2009

Tugboat Captain

A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.

Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.

Tugboat Captain by Grimache March 29, 2009

cock trucking 

Verb. To knock someone down with a pelvic thrust. Similar in nature to a hip check.

It is strongly recommended that you wear a cup while cock trucking.

Cock trucking midgets can lead to eye injuries (for the midgets of course).

cock trucking by Grimache April 17, 2008

stacking 

Slang term local to California's central coast.
1. Stacking. Verb. Event during which a group of 2 or more people pack bongloads to be shared amongst the group.

Kai is such a crazy stacker. That fool is always stacking mad nutty.

stacking by Grimache March 19, 2008

jumpstarting 

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.

Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.

jumpstarting by Grimache March 14, 2008