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1. jump the couch
July 29, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
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A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
by Melissa and Rebecca Jul 8, 2005 share this
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2. jump the couch
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Other examples of celebrities jumping the couch besides Cruise:
Angelina Jolie making out with her brother at the Academy Awards.
Michael Jackson dangling his son from a balcony.
Farah Fawcett drunk and incoherent on the Late Show with David Letterman.
Mariah Carey half naked, reading a love letter to Carson Daily on TRL.
Whitney Houston's "crack is whack" speech on Dateline NBC.
Nothing's more fun than when a celebrity jumps the couch.
by LizDay Aug 2, 2005 share this
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Based on Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie Holmes on Oprah. To jump the couch is to say a person has lost the ability to deal with emotions in a reasonable way. Communicating some form of insanity to those around.
Sam is so upset about Jessica's request to break up, I think he might jump the couch.
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by Ms. Asha Mar 10, 2009 share this
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to exhibit strange or frenetic behaviour
During his interview on the Oprah show Tom Cruise began to jump the couch and went crazy...
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by pseudonymwriter Jan 1, 2006 share this
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To jump the couch is to go crazy for someone on national T.V. by ''jumping on thier couch'' Can be used on people you know personally too. Also see jump the shark Tom Cruise
Steve: OH MY GOD I LOVE ALYSSA SO MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH *starts to jump*

Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!
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by DizzyLizzy Apr 17, 2007 share this
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refering to Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie holmes. Meaning, did something stupid or idiotic
My friend benny just jumped the couch and had sex with my sister!
by Von Beckie Aug 11, 2005 share this
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Anything related to bumsex.
<While in prison>
Convict A: Oooh, see him 'n his tight little ass?
Convict B: Yeah, player. Dats so hawt.
Convict A: He best watch himself and that cute little behind. Or I'ma jump his couch.

<Two people talking>

Tom: Man, Vanessa is goin' to come over tonight.
Tim: Yeah? You finally gonna hit that?
Tom: Yeah, she and I were talking. She said I could jump the couch with her.
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by MonkeyStomp Jan 2, 2006 share this
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