1 definition by MonkeyStomp
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Anything related to bumsex. <While in prison>
Convict A: Oooh, see him 'n his tight little ass? Convict B: Yeah, player. Dats so hawt. Convict A: He best watch himself and that cute little behind. Or I'ma jump his couch. <Two people talking> Tom: Man, Vanessa is goin' to come over tonight. Tim: Yeah? You finally gonna hit that? Tom: Yeah, she and I were talking. She said I could jump the couch with her. |
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