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juises is a liquid that is created by smacking clams into oprahs back hair. juises and usualy giving to you by a reindeer in a boat. juises come in 2 different flavours infant menstrual flavour and the sole of the chinese chess teams shoe flavour.
Mohammed: oi cuzzyg want some juises
abdul: only if you got infant menstrual flavour

mohammed: yeah ghee
abdul: alright sweet put it in a cup made from deformed midget skulls
by juiseschamp October 22, 2011

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