extremely interesting gossip

there are rules to receiving and giving juice
1) make a juice group whom you have to tell every single piece of juice you get. no exceptions.
2) once juice is given to you, you must immediately call a juice meeting
3) the vow: no juice shall be spread around carelessly. one cannot be in more than one juice group.
i've got juice on everyone at scouts. its true.
by Lyer May 30, 2007
Also: to juice, get juiced up.
Drinking alcohol in a manner to get a buzz.
"Hey man, let's get juiced up before that party!"
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
perhaps one of the most wonderous, and versitile words of the english language; it can refer to semen, which is the source of all human life...or steroids which are not only a sometimes necesary form of body enhancement, but a cure for many common health problems. finally it refers to a life giving ambrosial drink that can be made from many things, and usually contains nature's natural sweetness.
1}- i spilled my juice into that girl by accident, and now she's pregnant.
2}- my kid was bor with an underdeveloped lung, but they put him on the juice, and now he's ok.
3}- damn it's hot out and i'm crashing; let's go inside and have a refreshing glass of cranberry juice.
by mescelestus June 06, 2006
Another term for sex.
Guy 1: I hooked up with this smokin' hot yum-yum last night.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Did you juice her?
by Marcus Bunny August 12, 2008
A term used as a synonym for GHB, a popular party drug amongst the club and rave scene.
"I love getting on the juice."

"Wow, he is really juiced."

"Did you notice how much juice that guy had taken?"
by ![Blinky/maiL]! July 01, 2009
Common slang for Vigorish, or simply "the vig," which is the fee--usually a percentage--charged by a bookie on all bets. Another term commonly used to mean the same thing is "the take."

According to Wikipedia, vigorish is derived from Yiddish slang originating from the Russian word for "winnings," vyigrysh. Bookmakers use the concept of a vigorish to generate earnings from their books regardless of the outcome of the event being bet on. However, there is no standard formula for calculating vigorish though they are generally formulated so the bookie receives equal action on both sides of the event, therefor having a "balanced" book.

In the U.S. "the juice" can also refer to the interest on a loan/debt--generally in relation to a loan shark.
With a 4.55% vig, the juiced odds require a gambler to lay $110 in order to win $100, while using fair odds the gambler only has to lay $100.

You've got until Friday to pay up; meanwhile, the juice is running.
by smackhero June 15, 2008
Commonly used in parts of nothern midwest, Boston, southern florida, and eastern rockies.

1.) Being ripped off or put on blast in any number of ways. Often leaving feelings of temporary worthlessness or aggression.

EX.-Friend steals your girlfriend

-Friend jacks your protein

-one executes a perfect comback in large group of people.

-Friend fails to notify you of a large party

-Girl turns you down in front of friends making you look like you have no game.

- One delivers a comically true but personal insult that may result in extreme levels of embarrassment.

-Friend notifies your girlfriend that you have been sleeping with 3 other girls of higher social and physical status than her.

2.) The practice of someone who commonly uses steroids. Ususally someone who juices will have little to no knowlege of personal health, difficutly with self-esteem, no job or higher education, poor work eithic, exceedingly low-IQ, wears "Ed Hardy" T-shirts, uses heavy doses of extra strength Paul Mitchell Hair Gel, commonly seen with "Tap-out" Tshirts but has no expirience in MMA, previous difficulty of picking up women, and will also go by particular nicknames that will exemplify their ego. However, once someone has juiced for a period of time, women seem to be much easier, giving the juicer a false perception of an increase in game.

Eugene: "Bro, did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?"
Gary: "Yeah, my bad bro, I drank a dos equies, I was feelin' it."
Eugene: "You just juiced the shit out of me!"


(large group of girls present)

Tom: "Sup ladies, I made 12.8 mil last year."
Sally: "Yeah, but we had sex, and you have a 3 inch penis."
Ned: "HA HA HA, damn that sucks ass, you got juiced."

(weightroom enviornment)

Big Dave: "Sup ladies how do you like my biceps?"
Girls: "Ohh my whats your secret!?"
Big Dave: "ahh well --"
Harry: "--He juices."
Big Dave: "What the hell man, why did you juice me like that?"
by GayhopMUfan April 11, 2011

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