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jurupa valley 

A city in So Cal where the hoes come easy and the dudes have chlamydia, this city is full of STD's and illegal mexicans GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. Nearest cities to Jurupa Valley are Norco , Ontario , Riverside , Eastvale and Rubidoux. The elementary school kids hit juuls in the restroom during recess and the middle schoolers shank eachother when they get in fights. The high schoolers are very obnoxious and frankly, do not give a fuck. The house parties are wack the bitches here be boring and the dudes are just weird. There is graffiti everywhere because we're ghetto and you'll never drive down a street without seeing a tweaked out homeless person, so comforting. We all love to bash eachother for no reason except that it's the only form of entertainment we get here because there is NOTHING to do here but smoke the weed you bought from some dude named jose. Also, half of the male population here is named jose. But,,, we do have every drug you could ever imagine out here for the low-low, it'll be even cheaper if you flirt with the plug if you know what i mean.
person who lives in jurupa valley: yoooo i stay in jurupa valley wby ese

person who doesn't live in jurupa valley: where tf is that homez
person who lives in jurupa valley: it's riverside foo

person who doesn't love in jurupa valley: ooohhhhhhhh
jurupa valley by azzyisgod October 28, 2018
Related Words

carpe jugulum 

There's a book by Terry Pratchett named "Carpe Jugulum",which means something like "Seize neck/jugular".
This book is about vampires clan from Ubervald with motoo "Carpe Jugulum" :).If you're Pratchett's fan,you'd get the point easily
carpe jugulum by V.Ancheva January 4, 2009
The sensitive, vital part in the neck.
Dude, you just took one in the jugular!

Frank: You're crazy man, I like you, but you're crazy!
jugular by tim May 2, 2006

going for the jugular 

Attempting a fatal attack against an adversary. An attack intended to completely defeat and destroy one opponent, most particularly by attacking their vital weakness as if trying to sever the jugular vein.

The tactical opposite of "going for the capillaries."
In Star Wars, Luke Skywalker defeated the Death Star by going for the jugular and firing a proton torpedo volley into its main reactor, causing a chain reaction that destroyed the entire station.
going for the jugular by MaxwellX September 3, 2010
A ghetto delicacy which consists of any flavor Kool aid placed in a styrofoam cup and then frozen. There usually sold out of someones house and they cost about a quarter. The best way to eat one is to take it of the cup and flip it over so that the bottom side is up cause its always mad juice at the bottom
It's hot as a mugg, lets go round to Ms. Lindsay house and get a julup.
julup by Tia Samone July 5, 2005

Jugeptuable 

adj.
Describing the traits of a person who denies science/any form of logic in an effort to cling to dogmatic beliefs.
The jugeptuable girl raised her hand and told the class why they were wrong, because they didn't beleive what she did.
Jugeptuable by Jumping Jehosaphet January 18, 2006