Jug Fuck

The act of decapitating a subject (victim) and then penetrating the exposed oesophagus, the blood is a handy lubricant and the subject is guaranteed to swallow. The origin of the name comes from the severing of the jugular veins within the neck.

1) I'm a creepy snuff film director and I'm going to rape and jug fuck that innocent woman because she refused to have sex with me.

2) Craig, would you jug fuck Keri?

Jug Fuck by Cuddlesthesexybeast March 12, 2011

jugfucker 

someone who sticks their dick between a womans boobs for sexual pleasure. chicks might be jugfuckers too, but that would be weird, and i dont know how it would work.

my, look at that jugfucker, working away at janet's lovely tititas.

jugfucker by mfkittrell April 27, 2006

juggfuck 

To place your penis between her large naturals and pump until you shoot the jizm all over her teeth.

Don't kiss Angie, I juggfucked her and came across her choppers.

juggfuck by Steven Michael SykeS July 29, 2006

jagfuck 

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

jagfuck by Chip November 25, 2003

jagfuck 

Someone in an organization who causes more harm than good. Presumably the merging of "fucker" and "jagoff".

That jagfuck just spent the entire meeting trying to get his laptop to work with the projector.

jagfuck by Nugget February 29, 2004

kentucky jug fuck 

When a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/participants are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. Emphasis for Kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.

Group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. Standing back watching in disbeleif "My god, what a kentucky jug fuck that is"

kentucky jug fuck by chydog December 3, 2007

jug fuck

A complete screw up where the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

So a week ago I called for an appointment for this test. They tell me I have to go down to the office and wait in line. I show up and sign in and wait 30 minutes. When it's finally my turn, they send me to another station. Same thing - sign in, wait 30 minutes, send me to another station. At the last station, they tell me I need to call to make an appointment. It was a complete jug fuck!

jug fuck by Paul65_ng March 31, 2009