21 definitions by Chip

Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.

Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"
Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.
by Chip September 24, 2004
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Adjective: Very interesting, exciting or new.

Synonyms: Rad, Tubular, Excellent
Grand Theft Auto was pretty bijon, but Halo2 is TOTALLY bijon.
by Chip November 18, 2004
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Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.
I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.
by Chip August 19, 2004
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Slang term for feces, or dung. Also a low quality, low cost computer alternative whose parts are made of shit.
"That is a big pile of Dell"
"That Dell stinks"
by Chip February 7, 2005
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share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.
Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.
by Chip July 18, 2003
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using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker
that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab
by Chip April 21, 2004
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Italian Slut

Combination of slut and the Italian word for Italy, "Italia."
We were on the train from Venezia to Firenze and saw four slutalias walk by wearing practically nothing.
by Chip September 24, 2004
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