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The act of decapitating a subject (victim) and then penetrating the exposed oesophagus, the blood is a handy lubricant and the subject is guaranteed to swallow. The origin of the name comes from the severing of the jugular veins within the neck.
1) I'm a creepy snuff film director and I'm going to rape and jug fuck that innocent woman because she refused to have sex with me.

2) Craig, would you jug fuck Keri?
#jug #fuck #oesophagus #swallow #alternative sex
by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 25, 2011
A complete screw up where the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
So a week ago I called for an appointment for this test. They tell me I have to go down to the office and wait in line. I show up and sign in and wait 30 minutes. When it's finally my turn, they send me to another station. Same thing - sign in, wait 30 minutes, send me to another station. At the last station, they tell me I need to call to make an appointment. It was a complete jug fuck!
#fuck up #jugfuck #disaster #screw the pooch #fubar
by Paul65_ng March 31, 2009
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