Jugfuckle

'To Juckle' refers to when you're doing math homework and you assume you know the answer to the question, so you don't bother doing it. By the you get to the end of your homework, you haven't actually written anything down. It is also an advanced form of procrastination.

"Hey Richard, how's that problem set going?"
"This shit's easy, I'm just jugfuckling."
"You better not jugfuckle the whole thing. We have a test tomorrow!"

Jugfuckle by Physics '09 September 28, 2006

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jugfucker

someone who sticks their dick between a womans boobs for sexual pleasure. chicks might be jugfuckers too, but that would be weird, and i dont know how it would work.

my, look at that jugfucker, working away at janet's lovely tititas.

jugfucker by mfkittrell April 27, 2006

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Jugfuckle • jugfucker • jumfunkled

jumfunkled

When you are totally confused, your brain isn`t acting normal, highly likely after being donkey punched, making your words come out in a ridiculous order, to be totally jumfunkled

"that bitch of a son punched me donkey" .... should read " that son of a bitch donkey punched me"

"my heads so jumfunkled I don`t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ass"

jumfunkled by Greta Life August 22, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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