jrrld

Unit of measurement used to quantitatively define luck. Exists in the metric system of measurement. One jrrld is equivalent to 1 minor unlucky event per every 8 hours. Examples of minor unlucky events include, but are not limited to, losing 10 dollars.

It is important to note that this unit is NOT logarithmic.

"Holy moly, I just had a decajrrld of a day. I had to go to the hospital because I dropped a pen and it bounced straight into my eye..."

jrrld by unholypotato November 6, 2012

jrold 

A kind of dog that sniffs butts way too often

"What breed is your dog?"
"Jrold"

jrold by Dumbfucker69 February 2, 2022

jerldhine 

Fucking bitch whore who is a fat ass that sucks on anal beads and every boy breaks up with her because she is a fucking bitch whore who is a fat ass that sucks on anal beads and every boy breaks up with her

Jerldhine is a fucking bitch whore who is a fat ass that sucks on anal beads and every boy breaks up with her

jerldhine by Jerldhine October 16, 2019

jerldhine 

Hoe

Jerldhine is a hoe

jerldhine by Jerldhine October 16, 2019