jrrld

Unit of measurement used to quantitatively define luck. Exists in the metric system of measurement. One jrrld is equivalent to 1 minor unlucky event per every 8 hours. Examples of minor unlucky events include, but are not limited to, losing 10 dollars.

It is important to note that this unit is NOT logarithmic.

"Holy moly, I just had a decajrrld of a day. I had to go to the hospital because I dropped a pen and it bounced straight into my eye..."

jrrld by unholypotato November 6, 2012

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Jrrrrnt

A southern pronunciation of the word Joint.

1. Lets make sure to caulk that there jrrrrnt so it aint gonna leak.
2. Hey bubba, yawnna smoke a jrrrrnt?

Jrrrrnt by King Kong December 16, 2003

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Related Words

jrrklopefl • jrrld • Jrrmane • Jrrrrnt • Jrrt

Jrrmane

A word commonly used to describe topical moisturizing lotion

Also a word used to describe a prank involving mayonnaise soaked footwear

"hey bro my ass feels kinda dry pass me sum jrrmane" "that fucker jrrmane'd my shoes"

Jrrmane by Fat doinks October 21, 2019

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Jrrt

Anything and Everything is a Jrrt

"Yo look at this Jrrt right here."
"You gotta bet jrrtin' me."
"Come jrrt me rq."

Jrrt by Greglovesgirls June 26, 2024

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jrrklopefl

A word to describe someone using the word goober unnecessarily

BEN IS SUCH A JRRKLOPEFL ISN'T HE, WHY DOES HE KEEP USING THAT WORD

jrrklopefl by a23d245 April 21, 2025

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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