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A retard buffoon who is uncabable of saying anything good about cars designed by BMW.
Man that guy Jovato sure is a queer.
by al-anon-1 July 10, 2004
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1. The greatest technical mind of our generation.
2. A failed spam outfit.
3. A tragic masterpiece that was ahead of its time.
1. My man jovato is the shit. He shits unix.
2. Jovato cost my boys $6,000.
3. Q: Who did you host with?
A: jovato, you fucking llama
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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