knob jostler 

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game

Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!

knob jostler by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018

Jostler 

The principal of advancing ones self by destroying others in regards to careers and egos.

#1: Dick is part of a large team, but he doesn’t care who he jostles to advance himself further along in the company.

#2: Mary is such a jostler, did you hear how she got Kris fired!?

#3 Harry and Dick didn’t feel like waiting in line so they simply jostled their way to the front of it.

Jostler by Jostler October 17, 2006

Log Jostler 

Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'

That bloke is staring at you like he wants to pump your arse, I think he's a log jostler

Log Jostler by mike2011 April 1, 2011

Jostler 

A term used to describe somebody you would see in the street and think "what a jostler!"

Somebody who wears astro turf shoes with jeans.

Somebody who goes out to a club in a t-shirt with the slogans; "beer monster", "if found please return to the bar", "while you're reading this I'm staring at your tits!", "I'm the daddy!"

Somebody who openly states that they know their own I.Q.

These can all be defined as Jostlers.

Jostler by Huwis December 9, 2008

Jostler 

A wanker, one who jostles, a tosser

My boss is a complete feckin' jostler

Jostler by Biggster January 12, 2007