A joshtard a very unique man/bear. He loves nibbling on tree branches for berries or on a man's pink olive. His manly branch is only spotted in the mornings when he arises from his little cave. A joshtard can be seen wandering the streets screaming at people if he "Can crack an egg in your ass, and make scrambled eggs". Usually known to be surrounded by other such tards. Loves just about everything except for Blake's.
Man, that guy is such a joshtard when he licks his boyfriend's hole after he finished in him.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottishlanguage and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."