joomz

when mustared falls on your shirt,

"i just got joomzed on"

joomz by jordan led. January 19, 2010

Joomby 

Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.

Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.

Joomby by Jelsey June 4, 2018

Joozian 

Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.

"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman

Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014

jooz 

slang for the word "Jews", i.e. Jewish people.

It's Hanukkah time biatch! Big up to all da Jooz in the hizzy!

jooz by garbuhj November 29, 2009

Joom

After yorkums took Jonny from Jack, he was filled with great grief and anger. He felt a great hatred for yorkums and sought to defeat it and find a way to revive Jonny. On one of his many journeys, he found himself before the great Filler God who offered him the chance to resurrect Jonny...but at a price. The Filler God forged a Forever Contract and had Jack sign it in blood. Jack, ignorantly, signed the contract without questioning the deity. The Filler God then revealed that it was all a ruse and that he had no intention of reviving Jonny at all. Instead, he intended to take Jack out of the picture for some unrevealed reason. Jack, desperately, asked the Filler God to show him mercy. The Filler God, in some sick, demented form of pity, turned Jack into a computer science teacher and forced him to teach high school students under the name Joom.

Jack: "Please show me mercy oh great Filler God!"
Filler God: "The only mercy you shall see is as the Joom."

Joom by emkay1 April 24, 2021

joozh 

Verb. To fuss with your clothing or hairstyle in order to improve its apperance. Popularized by Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

We'll add a vintage belt and tuck in your shirt and joozh the sleeves... there, MUCH better!

joozh by pixie52 September 6, 2005

Joozinek 

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.

Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !

Joozinek by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011