Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

Goochebag by stsully November 24, 2019

juchebag

Kim Jong Il, the dictator of North Korea, ascribes to an ideological philosophy called "juche". This philosophy contends that a people, to be successful, must be self reliant and constantly concerned with constructive action towards communist revolution. And worship Kim Jong Il as a man-god. Since North Korea is not even close to self-sufficient, and Kim Jong Il is a giant douche then it follows that anyone who believes in "juche" is a giant juchebag. Especially its Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il.

Kim Jong Il is letting his countrymen starve to death because he wants to build a big furthering the revolution rocket, what a giant juchebag.

juchebag by tossingmuffins May 28, 2009

Jewchebag 

The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.

Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.

Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.

Jewchebag by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008

jouchebag 

a jewish douchebag, typically found in places like Goldman Sachs, most hedge funds, most law firms, anything that involves making large amounts of money for doing non-essential tasks that contribute nothing to society.

Damn, why are hedge funds like SAC and Third Point headed by such short, hairy and greedy jouchebags...

jouchebag by WASPavenger2 July 26, 2010

Joscheba

Joscheba is the most beautiful girl out there
Its a rare name so if you found one with the name Joscheba keep it forever

OMG SHE IS SOOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
ou its my girlfriend joscheba

Joscheba by lroesti November 21, 2021