Kim Jong Il, the dictator of North Korea, ascribes to an ideological philosophy called "juche". This philosophy contends that a people, to be successful, must be self reliant and constantly concerned with constructive action towards communist revolution. And worship Kim Jong Il as a man-god. Since North Korea is not even close to self-sufficient, and Kim Jong Il is a giant douche then it follows that anyone who believes in "juche" is a giant juchebag. Especially its Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il.
Kim Jong Il is letting his countrymen starve to death because he wants to build a big furthering the revolution rocket, what a giant juchebag.
by tossingmuffins May 28, 2009